SHIT LIKE A CHAMPION - Lyrics INTRO this life can really bring you down moments of glory are rare we go about our day, acting like we don't care feeling powerless, like we have no control drop off your burdens, let them fall all in the bowl CHORUS If you're gonna shit, then shit like a champion! x 4 VERSE you work hard, its time to take a load off you're all alone. maybe you want to take some clothes off. the task at hand. demands, deserves your full attention concentrate, your energy on one intention PRECHORUS you get tense. a guy's out there waiting, and you know it just relax. he'll have his time when you emerge heroic! CHORUS cause you're gonna shit Shit like a champion x2 BRIDGE I know its quiet in there I know you feel self conscious and shy but when I shit, the sounds I make make children cry CHORUS cause i'm gonna shit, shit like a champion and you're gonna shit, shit like a champion CHORUS UP A WHOLE STEP and you're gonna shit like a champion x2 OUTRO vocal ad libs

ALL WE NEED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME- lyrics VERSE 1 They say the economy is so bad these days folks can't afford to have any fun To me it just means, that we've got to change our ways find solutions that fit everyone PRECHORUS 1 we've lived with such excess but has it all been for our best I think we need to simplify let's use what's natural and nearby what I'm talkin bout is: CHORUS My dick, your mouth its all we need to have a good time My dick, your mouth it won't even cost us a dime My dick, your mouth Oh Yeah VERSE 2 i heard the president giving a speech today I had no idea what he was talking about but words are overrated anyway but with actions there is never a doubt PRECHORUS 2 we can lead or we can follow sometimes its all too much to swallow be the change you want to see we'll start right now just you and me CHORUS 2 My dick, your mouth its all we need to have a good time My dick, your mouth it won't even cost us a dime My dick, your mouth Oh Yeah OUTRO I'm gonna put my dick in your mouth now X4

ERSE 1 well i'm bored today need something to do let me see whats up with you only problem is, i dont know where you lay your head see I met you on this website, your real name you never said so tell me where you live well have a little fun you're 14 years age i'll bring the condoms and the rum CHORUS 1 what a fuckin creep X4 VERSE 2 so im comin through the front door i feel like im commiting sin but I shake off that little feeling my compulsions gonna win but something feels funny, something just aint right and here comes chris hanson, with the cameras and the lights BRIDGE cause youre a star tonight on dateline NBC you're being chased and tackled by LAPD your grandma ednas watching you high school sweetheart's watching your 1st grade teachers watching theyre all watching theyre all saying CHORUS 2 what a fuckin creep X4 VERSE 3 So If you're gonna take a kid, and do something obscene step into the strike zone and take one for the team OUTRO kill yourself x4 A G

WATCHERS VERSE 1 at our detective agency we watch high profile female celebrities …yeah Now your security is on our brain, just ask our clients Salma Hayek and Shania Twain Got hi tech cameras in your car, and in your house and at your favorite bar PRECHORUS you're at the doctor - we're watching you you're at a meeting - we're watching you you're in the shower - we're watching you watching you is what we do CHORUS because we're watching your every move, we're also beating off oh yeah they're watching your every move, we're also beating off POST CHORUS you can't expect us to be watching you and not to be beating off x2 VERSE 2 you know we enjoy and love our work, and let me tell you it has a special perk there ain't no trouble we can't fix - only thing getting beaten is OUR DICKS!- there'll be no danger on your scene so c'mon and and pass the vaseline CHORUS 2 because we're watching you're every move, we're also beating off oh yeah we're watching you're every move, we're also beating off BRIDGE our concern is your safety girl, and well never take a chance but as i'm watching you sleepin, security's breaching in my pants CHORUS 3 because we're watching you're every move, we're also beating off oh yeah we're watching you're every move, we're also beating off don't worry you won't have a clue, when we're beating off but you safely can assume, that we're beating off OUTRO you can't expect us to be watching you and not to be beating off x2

LOVIN CHICKS CHORUS you know i'm really really lovin chicks yeah i'm really really loving chicks I'm also definitely punching chicks (oh no) (i'm also really loving punching chicks) VERSE 1 yeah…my woman never knows which side of me she'll see jerry garcia or muhhammed ali but she tells me that she likes it cause it keeps her on her toes to date: 127 tko's CHORUS yeah i'm really really loving chicks yeah i'm really really loving chicks i'm also positively punching chicks (oh no) VERSE 2 now.. everybody says(tells me) i'm such a nice guy i'm sorry your wife got another black eye she sure is clumsy i must insist she fell again right on my fist CHORUS you know i'm really really lovin chicks yeah i'm really really loving chicks i'm also really loving punching chicks (oh no) BRIDGE I love my wife - (and I know) that this is not right - (so) If you hear us fight - (please) (then) mind your own fuckin business SOLO VERSE 3 police came to take me away (he) told me what i'm doing is not OK put me a cell with a guy name bone (oh yeah, that's right) welcomed me to my new home (nice to meet ya) bones a sweet guy, so you'll be fine (don't worry about Bone, he's fine) picked up good habits in his prison time Bones become become quite the baker (try his lemon merengue pie) but there is one habit that he couldn't quite taper (Oh, that...) CHORUS ALTERNATE (break) bone is really into baking pies yeah, he's really into baking pies he's also really into raping guys

CLASS HERO VERSE superman is up in the sky and here I am just a regular guy I wake up, walk out the door, a gallon of milk at the grocery store PRECHORUS I go to work each and every day I do my job and I don't complain all the while they treat me like a zero i pay my bills on time I got a woman who says she's mine CHORUS so, yeah, i guess you could say I'm a hero, I'm a working class hero VERSE 2 just when you think I can't take anymore i pick myself up off of the floor I ain't too strong I ain't too thin and at the end of the game I don't always win PRECHORUS 2 i do my work then I go to play its the same each and every day but I don't mind its what I need to live they're pushing me right to my edge I wanna jump off the highest ledge but when each day ends, I'm still standing here though CHORUS Cause I'm a working class hero!