Shit Like A Champion

by DSQUID

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released March 12, 2017

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Track Name: Shit Like A Champion (The Public Bathroom Shitting Anthem)
SHIT LIKE A CHAMPION - Lyrics



INTRO

this life can really bring you down

moments of glory are rare

we go about our day, acting like we don't care

feeling powerless, like we have no control

drop off your burdens, let them fall all in the bowl



CHORUS

If you're gonna shit, then shit like a champion! x 4



VERSE

you work hard, its time to take a load off

you're all alone. maybe you want to take some clothes off.

the task at hand. demands, deserves your full attention

concentrate, your energy on one intention



PRECHORUS

you get tense. a guy's out there waiting, and you know it

just relax. he'll have his time when you emerge heroic!



CHORUS

cause you're gonna shit

Shit like a champion x2



BRIDGE

I know its quiet in there

I know you feel self conscious and shy

but when I shit, the sounds I make make children cry



CHORUS

cause i'm gonna shit, shit like a champion

and you're gonna shit, shit like a champion



CHORUS UP A WHOLE STEP

and you're gonna shit like a champion x2



OUTRO

vocal ad libs
Track Name: All We Need To Have a Good Time (My Dick, Your Mouth) (feat. OB REAL)
ALL WE NEED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME- lyrics
VERSE 1
They say the economy is so bad these days
folks can't afford to have any fun
To me it just means, that we've got to change our ways
find solutions that fit everyone

PRECHORUS 1
we've lived with such excess
but has it all been for our best
I think we need to simplify
let's use what's natural and nearby
what I'm talkin bout is:

CHORUS
My dick, your mouth
its all we need to have a good time
My dick, your mouth
it won't even cost us a dime
My dick, your mouth
Oh Yeah

VERSE 2
i heard the president giving a speech today
I had no idea what he was talking about
but words are overrated anyway
but with actions there is never a doubt

PRECHORUS 2

we can lead or we can follow
sometimes its all too much to swallow
be the change you want to see
we'll start right now just you and me

CHORUS 2
My dick, your mouth
its all we need to have a good time
My dick, your mouth
it won't even cost us a dime
My dick, your mouth
Oh Yeah

OUTRO
I'm gonna put my dick in your mouth now X4
Track Name: What a Fuckin Creep (To Catch A Predator Theme Song)
ERSE 1
well i'm bored today
need something to do
let me see whats up with you

only problem is, i dont know where you lay your head
see I met you on this website, your real name you never said

so tell me where you live
well have a little fun
you're 14 years age
i'll bring the condoms and the rum

CHORUS 1
what a fuckin creep X4

VERSE 2
so im comin through the front door
i feel like im commiting sin
but I shake off that little feeling
my compulsions gonna win

but something feels funny, something just aint right
and here comes chris hanson, with the cameras and the lights

BRIDGE
cause youre a star tonight on dateline NBC
you're being chased and tackled by LAPD

your grandma ednas watching
you high school sweetheart's watching
your 1st grade teachers watching
theyre all watching
theyre all saying

CHORUS 2
what a fuckin creep X4

VERSE 3
So If you're gonna take a kid, and do something obscene
step into the strike zone and take one for the team

OUTRO
kill yourself x4 A G
Track Name: Watchers (We're Watching You're Every Move…)
WATCHERS

VERSE 1

at our detective agency we watch high profile female celebrities …yeah

Now your security is on our brain, just ask our clients Salma Hayek and Shania Twain

Got hi tech cameras in your car, and in your house and at your favorite bar



PRECHORUS

you're at the doctor - we're watching you

you're at a meeting - we're watching you

you're in the shower - we're watching you

watching you is what we do



CHORUS

because we're watching your every move, we're also beating off

oh yeah they're watching your every move, we're also beating off



POST CHORUS

you can't expect us to be watching you and not to be beating off x2



VERSE 2

you know we enjoy and love our work, and let me tell you it has a special perk

there ain't no trouble we can't fix -

only thing getting beaten is OUR DICKS!-



there'll be no danger on your scene

so c'mon and and pass the vaseline



CHORUS 2

because we're watching you're every move, we're also beating off

oh yeah we're watching you're every move, we're also beating off



BRIDGE

our concern is your safety girl, and well never take a chance

but as i'm watching you sleepin, security's breaching in my pants



CHORUS 3

because we're watching you're every move, we're also beating off

oh yeah we're watching you're every move, we're also beating off

don't worry you won't have a clue, when we're beating off

but you safely can assume, that we're beating off



OUTRO

you can't expect us to be watching you and not to be beating off x2
Track Name: Lovin Chicks
LOVIN CHICKS

CHORUS
you know i'm really really lovin chicks
yeah i'm really really loving chicks
I'm also definitely punching chicks (oh no) (i'm also really loving punching chicks)


VERSE 1
yeah…my woman never knows which side of me she'll see
jerry garcia or muhhammed ali
but she tells me that she likes it cause it keeps her on her toes
to date: 127 tko's

CHORUS
yeah i'm really really loving chicks
yeah i'm really really loving chicks
i'm also positively punching chicks (oh no)

VERSE 2
now.. everybody says(tells me) i'm such a nice guy
i'm sorry your wife got another black eye
she sure is clumsy i must insist
she fell again right on my fist

CHORUS
you know i'm really really lovin chicks
yeah i'm really really loving chicks
i'm also really loving punching chicks (oh no)

BRIDGE
I love my wife - (and I know)
that this is not right - (so)
If you hear us fight - (please)
(then) mind your own fuckin business

SOLO

VERSE 3
police came to take me away
(he) told me what i'm doing is not OK
put me a cell with a guy name bone
(oh yeah, that's right)
welcomed me to my new home
(nice to meet ya)

bones a sweet guy, so you'll be fine
(don't worry about Bone, he's fine)
picked up good habits in his prison time
Bones become become quite the baker
(try his lemon merengue pie)
but there is one habit that he couldn't quite taper
(Oh, that...)

CHORUS ALTERNATE
(break)
bone is really into baking pies
yeah, he's really into baking pies
he's also really into raping guys
Track Name: Working Class Hero (for Patton Oswalt)
CLASS HERO

VERSE

superman is up in the sky and

here I am just a regular guy

I wake up, walk out the door, a

gallon of milk at the grocery

store

PRECHORUS

I go to work each and every

day

I do my job and I don't complain

all the while they treat me like a zero

i pay my bills on time

I got a woman who says she's mine

CHORUS

so, yeah, i guess you could say I'm a hero,

I'm a working class hero

VERSE 2

just when you think I can't take anymore

i pick myself up off of the floor

I ain't too strong I ain't too thin

and at the end of the game I

don't always win


PRECHORUS 2

i do my work then I go to play

its the same each and every day

but I don't mind its what I need to live

they're pushing me right to my

edge

I wanna jump off the highest

ledge

but when each day ends, I'm

still standing here though

CHORUS

Cause I'm a working class

hero!